Chapter 352: Hangover: Cultivators
Chapter 352: Hangover: Cultivators
After paying for the damaged properties, Huang Gongfu guided Miaomiao to the casino. He also gave him a piece of bad news.
"I\'m sorry to say this, but we have to bar you from entering our sect until further instruction. You see, you\'re not here to join us, so we can\'t simply stay on our mountain island."
As Miaomiao didn\'t come here to be Jiangdong White Tiger Sect\'s disciple, he was banished from the sect. Also, his servant, Gan Ning, was expelled as well.
Gan Ning sulked as he had been looking forward to joining the sect, "And here I thought I got to join the sect."
Huang Gongfu sighed, "It can\'t be helped. The alliance treaty hasn\'t been finalized yet, and we can\'t have strangers loitering in our sect. You should have already experienced how the disciples treated you, Gan Xingba."
"Yeah, they just randomly picked a fight with me. I don\'t know why," Gan Ning clicked his tongue as he remembered the recent brawl incident.
"The inner sect is like a battlefield for inner disciples. We are training them by enforcing bias regulations and traditions, so they can adapt to the harsh environments and our unfair world. When they leave the sect, they can get used to the injustice and cruel reality. Well, most of them has been in there for a year at the very least, so they are on edge against strangers and fellow sect members."
"You sound like they tried to kill each other daily."
"They actually do… every day."
"…"
Gan Ning was disappointed. He had thought that he could have met new friends and compared his martial arts with fellow colleagues. Unfortunately, they had been raising Spartans in there.
Miaomiao patted the back of Gan Ning\'s shoulder and whispered, "If you are looking for a place to cultivate, my city is a thousand times better than this sect. Also, we have plenty of sexually aggressive cougars that you can take as your wives. Just follow me to my city."
Gan Ning was delighted when he heard about horny women. He panted and sat on two hind legs like a dog, wagging his imaginary tail.
"Woof! Take me there, woof!"
"…"
…
Huang Gongfu asked Miaomiao and Gan Ning to stay in the city for a week, so they could finish the official documents and dao contracts. Then, he left them and returned to the sect.
Miaomiao entered the casino hotel along with Gan Ning. The former wanted to get a few days of sleep as he was mentally exhausted from dealing with mentally impaired cultivators, such as Sun Wentai and no-name cultivators.
Their new room was a suite, which occupied half of the hotel floor. A total of seven bedrooms, five bathrooms, a lounge area, a massive balcony with a swimming pool and a Jacuzzi bathtub, and a theatre room with several beds and a 32k monitor turned this suite into heaven for party-goers.
Gan Ning ran around and examined all rooms in excitement. Then, he pointed at the Jacuzzi bathtub.
"BOSS! Can I call some girls and do it in the bathtub? I always dreamed of doing it there for years!"
"Seriously, you\'re a dog in heat. Go ahead and do whatever you want," Miaomiao chuckled and passed trays of non-refundable gambling chips to Gan Ning.
Huang Gongfu had given these chips to Miaomiao, but the latter didn\'t want to continue gambling in a sketchy casino. He handed all 5 million worth of refined stones to his new servant as pocket money.
"This is for your trouble for accompanying me after all this time. I\'ll write down a contract and decide about your salary later when we get back to Siren City."
Gan Ning groveled on the ground, grinning from ear to ear, "YES, BOSS! I\'LL ACCOMPANY YOU TO THE END OF THE WORLD!"
The greedy and lusty servant grabbed the chips and sprinted out of the room.
Finally getting his time alone, Miaomiao picked the smallest room with a single bed. He took a bath, after which he lied on the bed, naked. He fell asleep on the spot.
…
Instead of sleeping for a day or two, Miaomiao spent 72 hours in the real world sleeping, staying in the Isolation Training Space and soloing against the strongest 5th-stage clones.
7,200 hours of extreme deathmatches and adrenaline-rushing fights sharpened Miaomiao\'s mind, body, and soul, removing the rusty and stagnating senses. At long last, he felt like he returned to the early days when he put all his heart and soul into training to survive this harsh world.
It felt a lot better fighting stronger opponents alone. All clones at 200% difficulty moved a lot faster and more efficiently than local cultivators.
Moreover, the 5th-stage clones gave Miaomiao the thrill of tactical and technical fights. They used countless tactics, styles, and element Qi in a way that he had never seen.
Miaomiao was enlightened by the way they fought. He integrated them into his combat style while he honed his old techniques.
At this point, he didn\'t care about the newly acquired system skills anymore since he kept practicing and familiarizing himself with his dragon transformation, Death Fortress Sword Style, flight combat, and element Qi mastery. Mundane skills would be used to combine with other system skills later on.
Refreshed and rebirthed anew, Miaomiao hyped himself as he felt like a new man.
"Umm…"
Waking up after sleeping for three days was hard as his physical body required time to adjust. Still, by circulating his life essence into his 12 meridians, Miaomiao restored his vigor without an issue.
However, as soon as he could sense every pore and nerve of his physical body, something felt good between his legs.
Miaomiao looked down to see who had been messing with his PP.
An underage teenage girl with a succubus tail and wings had been sucking his erected penis while two other succubi had been sitting on the bed, looking at the deed with bright eyes.
Miaomiao recognized them. They were the girls who had accompanied Zhu Qiao.
He slowly rose and sat up, gazing at the three succubi with a deep frown.
"What are you doing?"
"EEEEK!"
The girls jumped back like scardy cats and ran out of Miaomiao\'s room in a panic.
"…"
Miaomiao looked around to check the surroundings.
Empty beverage bottles, used tissues, used clothes, leftover food on plates, pizza boxes, wet towels, and various used utensils messed the small room.
Someone had partied here while he had been sleeping, and those succubi were the prime suspects.
Miaomiao grumbled in a bad mood. He sorted his spatial rings and allocated all items out of a dummy ring to another. Then, he collected all trash into the cleaned empty ring. As for the used clothes of women, he piled them in one place so that those girls could collect them later.
He got out of the room to see the mess that Gan Ning and the girls had made.
He regretted sleeping for too long. The scenery was stunning in a terrible way.
"Jesus Christ. Has anyone ever called the room service?"
It was a mess. This place seemed like someone had filmed [Hangover: Idiot Cultivators] movie in the suite.
Two naked girls had been sleeping on the lobby sofas. Gan Ning had a dildo stuck in his butthole while he had been laying on the blood-soaked mattress, face down, naked. Five broken chandeliers had been swinging clockwise while a portion of the wall dented as if someone had smashed it with a strong punch.
Glass shards on the floor, bottles of liquor on every shelves and cabinet, tilted TV releasing electricity sparks with the plugged cable, beer-soaked carpet, a bathroom door stuck at the broken glass wall of the balcony, a snooker table barricading a bedroom, scratched and clawed sections on the wallpaper, and a burning Jacuzzi bathtub stunned Miaomiao.
The aftermath of this Hangover Movie infuriated Miaomiao. He yelled, "GAN XINGBA!!"
Gan Ning, as if he had heard the angry voice of the grim reaper, sprang from the ground and stood straight, facing Miaomiao while the vibrating dildo was still in his butthole. Even his hairy penis pointed at Miaomiao\'s face.
"BOSS! I CAN EXPLAIN!"
Miaomiao took several long and hard deep breaths to control his temper. At the same time, he took out his phone and called the hotel receptionist.
"I need someone to clean my room, please. The room number is NH-324343. Also, bring extra housekeepers and auditors to calculate the damage."
Without waiting for the receptionist to answer, Miaomiao hung up the call. Then, he scanned the entire suite to check how many people in here other than him and Gan Ning.
Aside from the two sleeping girls, three succubi earlier on the balcony, and two sleeping prostitutes on the sofas, Miaomiao detected a life signature of a woman in the barricaded room.
"Xingba, you have 10 seconds to explain or I\'ll disown you."
"YES, BOSS! First off, we were assaulted when you\'re sleeping two days ago! A woman from Jiangdong White Tiger Sect suddenly barged into the room and tried to kill you! I\'ve captured her and locked her inside that empty room."
"And how the fuck did that thing got in your ass?"
Gan Ning\'s face reddened. He embarrassingly pulled the dildo out and tossed it away, "Don\'t misunderstand. Those three girls came here yesterday and asked to see you, but I was too busy fucking those prostitutes, so I didn\'t open the door for them. They kicked the door open in and shoved a dildo down my ass, made me ejaculate a bunch, and put the girls to sleep. Look at my nose, boss! They also punched me!"
"…"
Miaomiao got the gist of the story. He didn\'t need to ask Gan Ning how the Jacuzzi was burning or what had happened to the room. However, there were two major issues.
First, what did those succubi want?
And who was that woman in the barricaded room?
Curious, Miaomiao walked toward the three succubi, who had already put on their dresses and corrected their hair.
The three girls bowed and introduced themselves.
"Sir, I\'m Zhu Jiao. This is Zhu Ju and Zhu Mi. We\'re here under the instruction of our mistress to invite you to Guangling City."
"Guangling City?"
The girls explained. Zhu Huifang had occupied Guangling City as her new base, and it was directly north of Jianye City across the Black Sheep River.
"Our lady has heard that you have captured Xu Xiuying. She would like to express her gratitude and talk to you regarding the coalition of Yuan Shaoqing and the war against Siren City. She wants to help you."
The offer was interesting, but it was also sketchy.
Still, Miaomiao needed as many allies as he could get. Every ally he could secure, he would face fewer enemies. After all, had he chosen not to talk to them, they might join forces with Yuan Shaoqing during the war.
"I understand, but why did you suck my dick?"
The girls fidgeted in embarrassment, but one of them gathered their courage and confessed, "Your scent… is tempting. Your semen seems very delicious."
"…"
Miaomiao sighed. He waved his hand, "Okay. I get it. I\'ll pay your clan lord a visit once I\'m done here. You can leave."
Two of the three girls rushed out of the suite, but one of them, who had been giving a blowjob for Miaomiao earlier, glanced at Miaomiao\'s crotch.
"C-Can I finish blowing you? I haven\'t eaten your semen…"
"Leave. I\'m busy right now."
The girl sulked and left the room. However, she kept glancing at Miaomiao\'s pants, longing for the D.
Had she asked him two years earlier, he would have fornicated with her until she passed out. But now, Miaomiao didn\'t feel like having sex with someone he didn\'t know when he had so many sexy wives back home.
After the three girls left, Miaomiao chased out the prostitutes. Afterward, he approached the barricaded room.
Miaomiao tossed away the snooker table and other furniture.
Inside the room, a middle-aged woman, tied with ropes, taped mouth, had been sleeping in the bathtub.
The woman was someone Miaomiao knew.
Wu Guotai, the wife of Sun Wentai